Barcelona's 2013 official Christmas display, photo by MarisaLR.

It’s hard to complete a Catalan sentence without merda. Shit is always on the tip of the Catalan tongue, whether used to describe speed, cowardice, disappointment, avarice, explosive mushrooms, etc., etc., literally ad nauseum.

In my quest to speak Catalan like a native, I’ve compiled an exhaustive list of shit-based expressions from friends and academic sources.

Previously here at Tipsy Pilgrim, I’ve anthologized the many ways that Catalans celebrate shit and indoctrinate their children with faux coprophagia: the shitting log, nun farts, candy poop, Caganers… That article got a lot of response from Catalan readers, who were concerned that I didn’t list every single expression of their exuberantly shit-smeared identity.

So here we have it, the complete Catalan lexicon of shit, followed by literal translations and explanations of the expressions’ meanings.

I have also compiled these expressions into a publicly available Anki deck (more on how this works here) for Catalan language hackers who wish to memorize these on your smartphones. Molta merda! (Good luck!)

You’re welcome.

Sources: Lovely friends Ivan Sam and El Fem Fatal, the Institut d’Estudis CatalansDiccionari.cat, and the dear readers of this blog. Photo: Barcelona’s 2013 official Christmas display, by MarisaLR.